Lumber Jacks

 Just gonna say it; Tanner Bibee looks like a lumber jack. When he retires he should start a lumber company, destroying all the rest of North America's forests. Here is Tanner Bibee's crew of faithful, muscular, but especially, bearded lumber jacks, who dedicate the wood of North America's forests to making more money than Louisville Slugger.

Tanner Bibee is the leader of the team (Obviously)

Bert Blyleven is the oldest member of the team

Bruce Sutter chops trees with his tomahawk

Brandon Belt, joined the squad to make good bats so that he can be a starter again

Charlie Blackman, has the greatest beard of them all

Jonathan Bowlan, you've probably never heard of him

Archie Bradley sabotages the bats so that his stats will improve

Madison Bumgarner also does rodeos on the side

Aaron Bummer joined only because he has a red beard

Jake Burger, he had a few too many burgers...

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